14. I Didn’t Expect It To Look Like Pig Feet
Pigmaid? Merpig? Instead of Netflix and chill looking like a sultry siren of the sea, your dainty trotters and snout in the popcorn could give a different impression entirely. It’s not even the same material ffs..
15. What You Order Vs What You Get
What’s 50 inches long, 35 inches high, and looks like a body bag? Your new $40 couch, that’s what!
