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“It was round 1 am and in my relaxation, I type of dubiously heard my entryway open, so I used to be at that time starting to get up, at that time any individual shook me by the shoulder. I hopped up and hit her within the face with my PC, and we received on this weird hair-pulling slap battle, at that time pushed/kicked her over the traveler’s situate and out the entryway onto the asphalt. I remained there half-alert squinting at her by means of the windshield when she bounced up, flashed me her boobs, flipped me off, and fled.
Plot contort: I am feminine and I look on no account just like the cliché excellent of the masculine feminine trucker. She resembled an oily volley ball with useless caterpillars for eyebrows.”- _McNugget